What is the DESI LEGEND
DESI LEGENDS REVEALED… QUITELIT MAG’S EXPLOSIVE EXPOSE!!
# WHAT IS DESI LEGEND ?🤨
The existing Superheroes of the world have developed a complex ever since they heard of the DesiLegend. Finally here is the answer to the most Googled question of recent times- What is DesiLegend ?
The DESI LEGEND Squad is the first ever Team of Desi Superheroes !!
Every year, The DesiLegend Medal Of Honour is awarded to a worthy Desi Superhero, and he/she is inducted into the most exclusive Club of Superheroes in the Galaxy.
# HUH?? DESI SUPERHERO SQUAD .. LIKE AVENGERS?? 😳
At the risk of sounding rather repetitive, Yup the DesiLegend Squad is a team of Desi Superheroes.
These Superheroes are responsible for the protection of the Desi Culture from the Bad Bad people which includes Aliens, Dinosaurs, Padosi Aunties, and other dangerous threats.
# HUH?? YOU SAYIN’ WE HAVE SUPERHEROES IN INDIA LIKE IRONMAN OR BATMAN ?? ROFL … WHAT YOU SMOKIN’ BRUH 🤣
QUITELIT Mag is documenting the Lit adventures of these Desi Superheroes !! Why don’t you find out yourself?
Btw, you gotta work on your sarcasm game Bro- ROFL is so last century.
# WHATEVA DUDE 🙄🙄 SO WHAT EXACTLY IS THE QUITE LIT MAG?
Quite Lit is a Digital magazine, the first of its kind in the world !!
It’s the home of Desi Legends like-
STUD LAUNDE, BOB VAGENE, KHALNAYAK, LAFDEBAAZ, FUNDEBAAZ, and of-course DUDE NonSANSKARI
In other words, QuiteLit is to DesiLegends, what Marvel is to AVENGERS.
# WOW OKAY !! THEY ARE ALL DESI SUPERHEROES? I THOUGHT ALL WE HAD WAS SHAKTIMAAN.. 😳😮
QuiteLit is the official home of the following Desi Legends:
NAAM TO SUNA HOGA
SEXOLOGIST HAKIM HASHMI, MOONLIGHTING AS A SECRET AGENT IN DELHI, CIRCA 1600s
PRINCESS JAANEMAN BAE, DAUGHTER OF THE SULTAN OF DELHI; LAFDEBAAZ BRO’S MAIN CHICK
# GULP !! THIS IS SOME LINE-UP .. WHO IS THE CREATOR OF THESE SUPERHEROES.. STAN LEE ?!? 😍
These Desi Legends have been created by a Desi Bro named Nitin Sahrawat.
Sahrawat Bro insists that the story of the Back to The Future Trilogy is based on his time travel adventures with Stan Lee, with the latter being the Doc to Sahrawat’s Marty.
Sahrawat Bro also insists that Stan Lee Bro ain’t dead, but has merely scooted into a parallel space-time Parabolic Matrix Continium !!
The Bro that Sahrawat Bro is, he credits Stan Lee Bro as the real creator of these LegiLegends. He says that Stan Lee talks to him in his sleep.
We haven’t been able to independently verify this rather startling info, but we strongly suspect that Sahrawat Bro be quite lit
# NOW WHO IS NITIN SAHRAWAT🤨
Sahrawat Bro who is usually quite lit, is the Chief Ed. of QuiteLit Magazine.
Sahrawat Bro has various avatars Btw..
# SO WHAT EXACTLY DOES QUITE LIT MAGAZINE DO?🤔
QuiteLit is an effort to showcase Desi Culture,and document contemporary history.
We are the Che Guevara of the entertainment businesses, the Bob Marley of contemporary culture, and Mother Teresa of the Desi Garage Startups.
# YOU MAKE QUITELIT SOUND LIKE A REVOLUTION, NOT A MAGAZINE
One fourth of the world population has Desi roots, but all we had to show for contemporary Desi Culture has been the cringe inducing Television Soaps and the coma inducing Bolly/Tolly/Molly/Folly -Wood Film Industry.
Do we Desis really want THAT to be our Introduction to the world ??
The world over, literature is an integral part of any culture but unfortunately Desis draw a zilch when it comes to Graphic novels and Comics.
Resultantly, Videshis have awesome cultural icons like Deadpool, Thor, Wolverine, and the Assorted Men; BUT what do we Desis have?
And now that we talkin’, Videshi dudes have stuff like Game of Thrones, we Desis have a Sasural Simar Ka.. Firangs have the Fallons, the Nortons, the DeGeneres, we have the Kapil Sharmas.
NOT ANYMORE, tho !! It’s time to get QuiteLit..
# ERM.. KINDA LATE TO BE ASKING THIS, BUT WHAT EXACTLY IS A DESI?😅
A Desi is a person who traces his or her roots to the Indian Subcontinent.
Over the span of the last few centuries, millions of Desis might have emigrated to all corners of the world, but their soul remains enemoured by the Vatan.. the Desh..
Afterall, you might take a Desi outta the Desh, but you cant’s take out the Desh outta the Desi.
Divided by lines on the map, United by the Desi Soul- the Desis of the world share a common identity.
OKAY, BUT COMING BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED FROM- What exactly are the superpowers of these Desi Legends, AND ERM.. EXACTLY What is desilegend ..?
Sigh !! If you still have doubts, maybe you should check out the June, 2019 edition of DESI LEGEND Comics, which would be published on various social media platforms.
If you wanna follow the Lit adventures of this gang of Superheroes, you are absolutely welcome to chill at a QuiteLit Social Club of your choice-